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Normalize bidets

Why they aren't already normalized is beyond me. I've never used one before -- I've never even seen one in person before -- but from what I've gathered, the benefits compared to traditional means make it a no-brainer.

  • Easier to sanitize yourself

  • Not abrasive to your skin back there

  • Virtually no clogging of toilets

  • No wet-wipes clogging up sewers

  • Save money on toilet paper and wet-wipes

  • Hands are less involved, so there is less cross-contamination

Someone on my Facebook also commented that "'feels like you're living in the future' is non-zero good in and of itself".

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Last updated: 2022-01-03